I hate Harry Styles. I’ll see the cunt wearing some fuck ugly fit and think ‘Thats mingin. Put Billy no mates over there in bin bags for ever he cant be trusted round fabric’
But if you put a fag in the same EXACT fit Id be like 'Oh good on him. Might pull him off later if hes game. Might really jus give him a fucking tug and a half’
I hate Harry styles
Exept this one. This makes you unshaggable
You could put a hansome bloke in this and he’d be ugly even after he took it off. You could strap David Becks in this fuckin pilgrim nappy with its built in ween for just 1 min an he’d be a munter for the rest of his life
'Watermelon sugar’ or w/e
Shut up an d get on the boat to Plymouth. I’m so mad Im sick
Every peice in chess was carefully considered before inclusion. The pawns are there cause you need a bunch of little guys. The bishop is there to market to the religious demographic. Horsie is there cause people like horsies. And the rook? That’s sex appeal baby
